[Verse 1]
Everybody riot, control yourselves
Everybody riot‚ sit down please
Everybody riot‚ do as you’re told
Everybody riot‚ you’re far too old
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane
[Chorus]
That man's a hundred and one
Still goin' strong
Does what he wants
He listens a to no one
The man's a machine
Lean and he’s mean
A thousand lives won’t see what he seen
[Verse 2]
No ball games, everybody riot
Compensation claims, everybody riot
Keep well back‚ everybody riot
The flowers attack
Everybody down hit the floor
My shoes are untied somebody write a report
Everybody back up on your feet, everybody riot quietly
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane
[Chorus]
That man's a hundred and one
Still goin' strong
Does what he wants
He listens a to no one
The man's a machine
Lean and he’s mean
A thousand lives won’t see what he seen
[Hook]
Health and safety sub section 3 stipulates no fun at all times
We’re not here to ruin your party just here to make sure you’re alright…
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane
Verdun Hayes is at it again
Verdun, Verdun…
[Chorus]
That man's a hundred and one
Still goin' strong
Does what he wants
Listens to no one
The man's a machine
Lean and he’s mean
A thousand lives won’t see what he’s seen
[Outro]
Do what you do dont what you wanna dont
Be the king of it all if you want if you want
There’s a world goin on outside those doors‚ whooa whoa
There’s a world goin on and it’s yours and it’s yours
